{"product_id":"sasquatch-brian","title":"Sasquatch - Brian","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"relative basis-auto flex-col -mb-(--composer-overlap-px) [--composer-overlap-px:28px] grow flex\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:810da62d-fcf2-48d2-84cf-772f8ee313a9-5\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-12\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"b93c0d3c-dec8-4b6a-8875-0e6191474302\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"119\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"9\"\u003eName:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brian 🧠✨\u003cbr data-start=\"19\" data-end=\"22\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"22\" data-end=\"34\"\u003eSpecies:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sasquatch\u003cbr data-start=\"44\" data-end=\"47\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"47\" data-end=\"63\"\u003eInspiration:\u003c\/strong\u003e Einstein, but fluffier and more organized\u003cbr data-start=\"86\" data-end=\"89\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"89\" data-end=\"97\"\u003eAge:\u003c\/strong\u003e Relatively speaking\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"470\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"134\"\u003eAbout Me:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"137\"\u003eI’m Brian, a Sasquatch with wild, brilliant fur that refuses to obey gravity or social expectations. My hair suggests chaos. My mind prefers elegant equations and thought experiments conducted while pacing the forest. I believe curiosity is the highest form of romance and that wonder should be pursued daily, preferably with snacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"472\" data-end=\"780\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"472\" data-end=\"496\"\u003eHobbies \u0026amp; Interests:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"499\"\u003e• Scribbling formulas on foggy windows and cave walls\u003cbr data-start=\"552\" data-end=\"555\"\u003e• Thought experiments that start with “What if…”\u003cbr data-start=\"603\" data-end=\"606\"\u003e• Forgetting where I put my glasses while they’re on my head\u003cbr data-start=\"666\" data-end=\"669\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e• Long walks where ideas bump into each other\u003cbr data-start=\"714\" data-end=\"717\"\u003e• Explaining big concepts with sticks, stones, and enthusiasm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"782\" data-end=\"957\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"782\" data-end=\"797\"\u003eIdeal Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"797\" data-end=\"800\"\u003eA meandering walk where conversation zigzags from black holes to why moss is underrated. We pause often. Not because we’re stuck, but because we’re thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"959\" data-end=\"1119\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"959\" data-end=\"975\"\u003eLooking For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"978\"\u003eSomeone patient with tangents, delighted by curiosity, and unafraid of big questions. You don’t mind if I stop mid-sentence to chase an idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1121\" data-end=\"1207\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1121\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003eFun Fact:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1134\" data-end=\"1137\"\u003eTime feels slower when I’m happy. Or maybe I’m just very hard to rush.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1121\" data-end=\"1207\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eTechnicalities\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- all major seams are machine sewn and triple hand sewn ears and feet.\u003cbr\u003e- sits at about 9'' tall. Stands at 21\"\u003cbr\u003e- body is made from a 50% wool blend, Canadian made sock\u003cbr\u003e- stuffed with hypo-allergenic, anti-microbial polyfil and acrylic faux fur\u003cbr\u003e- spot cleaning is best. Velcro is not our friend.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e+ designed, sewn and created by me in a smoke-free home\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ham \u0026 Cricket","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50272524960056,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0855\/3211\/5256\/files\/20260124_094109.jpg?v=1769281083","url":"https:\/\/hamandcricket.ca\/products\/sasquatch-brian","provider":"Ham \u0026 Cricket","version":"1.0","type":"link"}