Name: Elliott 🐮✨
Age: Timeless, but emotionally mature
Location: Windy hills, excellent views, questionable Wi-Fi
About Me:
Long-haired, naturally blond, and proudly wind-styled. My bangs have never known scissors, only destiny. I enjoy slow mornings, dramatic staring into the distance, and being admired from across a stone fence. I’m a gentle soul with a sturdy build, the kind of cow who listens more than he moos. If you need someone calm during life’s storms, I’m already standing in one.
Hobbies & Interests:
• Grazing like it’s an art form
• Letting birds sit on my back without judgment
• Scenic walks that take all afternoon
• Being photographed by tourists who whisper “look at that hair”
• Existing peacefully while looking slightly iconic
Ideal Date:
A quiet pasture, soft grass underhoof, a breeze that understands my fringe. We don’t need to talk much. Just vibes, clouds, and maybe a shared apple if things get serious.
