Name: Fergus
Age: Timeless. Like good wool.
Location: Wherever the coziest couch is
About Me:
Shaggy Highland cow plush with a windswept fringe that suggests I’ve stared thoughtfully into a Scottish gale. I’m soft in the “accidentally nap on me and wake up happier” way. Known for excellent listening skills and a calm, grounded presence. I don’t judge. I simply sit there, looking supportive.
Hobbies:
• Standing in sunbeams like a noble pasture philosopher
• Collecting lint and secrets
• Emotional support during scary movies
• Being slightly in the way, but in a charming manner
What I’m Looking For:
Someone who appreciates a slow life, good tea, and plush that sheds joy, not drama. Bonus points if you believe hair covering your eyes adds mystery.
Love Language:
Physical closeness. Extended cuddles. Existing quietly together.
Fun Fact:
Despite the horns, I am all softness and zero menace.
