Name: Frenchie 💕🐮
Age: Ageless, but emotionally squishy
Location: Wherever the coziest shelf, bed, or couch happens to be
About Me:
Bonjour, I’m Frenchie. I’m a plush pink Highland cow with luxurious fluff and a heart stitched together with pure affection. I specialize in silent support, top-tier cuddles, and looking adorable while doing absolutely nothing productive. My hair is permanently tousled, my vibe is gentle, and I believe life is better when it’s soft.
Hobbies & Interests:
• Lounging like a decorative throw pillow
• Being carried under one arm like a treasure
• Long naps that turn into longer naps
• Listening to your worries without interrupting
• Photobombing shelves and gift photos
Ideal Date:
A cozy blanket, warm lighting, and a movie neither of us will finish because we’ve both drifted off. Snacks encouraged. Holding hooves optional but preferred.
Looking For:
Someone kind, calm, and appreciative of plush companionship. Bonus points if you talk to me like I’m real. Extra bonus if you tuck me in.
Fun Fact:
I don’t shed, I don’t judge, and I’m always in a good moo-d.
