Thistle - Yeti

This is Thistle.

Yes, Thistle is a Yeti.

Thistle looks like what would happen if a dandelion wished it had legs. Towering at almost 2 feet tall but weighing about as much as a disgruntled goose, he’s covered in absurdly soft, floaty fur that drifts.

Every step he takes releases a gentle poof of fluff, sending allergy-prone adventurers into existential spirals. Birds sometimes try to nest in him. He allows this, for rent.

Thistle has a voice like a cricket—cryptic, sarcastic, and will lull you into submission. He tells jokes and he always laughs at his own punchlines.

Thistle's hobbies include:

Interrupting dramatic monologues with sneeze fits

Gaslighting tourists into thinking he’s a very hairy local named "Doug"

Despite his eerie vibe, he’s not dangerous—unless you’re wearing corduroy. He hates corduroy. Don’t ask.

A few more specifics:

- all major seams are machine sewn and triple hand sewn ears and feet.
- sits at about 12'' tall. Stands at 22"
- body is made from a 50% wool blend, Canadian made sock
- stuffed with hypo-allergenic, anti-microbial polyfil and acrylic faux fur
- removeable hand crocheted little satchel (made by me)
- spot cleaning is best. Velcro is not our friend.
- bow tie and bag colour may vary. or if you have a specific colour in mind, don't hesitate to drop me a line.

+ designed and created by me in a smoke-free home