Thistle looks like what would happen if a dandelion wished it had legs. Towering at almost 2 feet tall but weighing about as much as a disgruntled goose, he’s covered in absurdly soft, floaty fur that drifts.
Every step he takes releases a gentle poof of fluff, sending allergy-prone adventurers into existential spirals. Birds sometimes try to nest in him. He allows this, for rent.
Thistle has a voice like a cricket—cryptic, sarcastic, and will lull you into submission. He tells jokes and he always laughs at his own punchlines.
Thistle's hobbies include:
Interrupting dramatic monologues with sneeze fits
Gaslighting tourists into thinking he’s a very hairy local named "Doug"
Despite his eerie vibe, he’s not dangerous—unless you’re wearing corduroy. He hates corduroy. Don’t ask.
A few more specifics:
- All seams are machine sewn - Sits at about 10'' tall. Stands at 22" - stuffed with hypo-allergenic, anti-microbial polyfil and acrylic faux fur - removeable hand crocheted little satchel - spot cleaning is best. Velcro is not our friend.
