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Sasquatch - Brian

Sasquatch - Brian

Regular price $85.00 CAD
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Name: Brian 🧠✨
Species: Sasquatch
Inspiration: Einstein, but fluffier and more organized
Age: Relatively speaking

About Me:
I’m Brian, a Sasquatch with wild, brilliant fur that refuses to obey gravity or social expectations. My hair suggests chaos. My mind prefers elegant equations and thought experiments conducted while pacing the forest. I believe curiosity is the highest form of romance and that wonder should be pursued daily, preferably with snacks.

Hobbies & Interests:
• Scribbling formulas on foggy windows and cave walls
• Thought experiments that start with “What if…”
• Forgetting where I put my glasses while they’re on my head
• Long walks where ideas bump into each other
• Explaining big concepts with sticks, stones, and enthusiasm

Ideal Date:
A meandering walk where conversation zigzags from black holes to why moss is underrated. We pause often. Not because we’re stuck, but because we’re thinking.

Looking For:
Someone patient with tangents, delighted by curiosity, and unafraid of big questions. You don’t mind if I stop mid-sentence to chase an idea.

Fun Fact:
Time feels slower when I’m happy. Or maybe I’m just very hard to rush.

Technicalities

- all major seams are machine sewn and triple hand sewn ears and feet.
- sits at about 9'' tall. Stands at 21"
- body is made from a 50% wool blend, Canadian made sock
- stuffed with hypo-allergenic, anti-microbial polyfil and acrylic faux fur
- spot cleaning is best. Velcro is not our friend.

+ designed, sewn and created by me in a smoke-free home

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