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Sasquatch - Callum

Sasquatch - Callum

Regular price $85.00 CAD
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Name: Callum 
Species: Sasquatch
Age: Well-read, well-aged, well-intentioned
Location: A secluded cabin with good lighting and even better shelves

About Me:
I’m Callum, a shaggy brown Sasquatch with a fondness for quiet evenings, heavy books, and a glass of whiskey that knows how to behave. My fur is perpetually tousled, my reading list is ambitious, and my idea of excitement involves a new novel and the crack of a fire settling in. I’m thoughtful, warm, and the sort who remembers what you said three chapters ago.

Hobbies & Interests:
• Reading until the fire burns low
• Collecting bookmarks with stories of their own
• Sipping whiskey slowly, respectfully
• Long pauses that mean I’m thinking, not drifting
• Recommending books you didn’t know you needed

Ideal Date:
A cozy cabin evening. Two armchairs, a shared bottle, separate books, and the quiet comfort of not needing to fill the room with noise. Conversation unfolds when it’s ready.

Looking For:
Someone who enjoys depth, patience, and the pleasure of a well-made sentence. You don’t rush the story. You savor it.

Fun Fact:
I judge a whiskey the same way I judge a book. If it lingers, it’s done its job.

A few more specifics:

- all major seams are machine sewn and triple hand sewn ears and feet.
- sits at about 12'' tall. Stands at 22"
- body is made from a 50% wool blend, Canadian made sock
- stuffed with hypo-allergenic, anti-microbial polyfil and acrylic faux fur
- removeable hand crocheted little satchel (made by me)
- spot cleaning is best. Velcro is not our friend.
- bow tie or hair bow and bag colour may vary. or if you have a specific colour in mind, don't hesitate to drop me a line.

+ designed, sewn and created by me in a smoke-free home

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