Sasquatch - Maple

Name: Maple 🍁
Species: Sasquatch
Vibe: Canadian, cozy, confidently sassy
Location: Somewhere between the forest and a good excuse for a snack

About Me:
Hi, I’m Maple. I’m proudly Canadian-inspired, which means I’m polite until I’m not, warm until pushed, and deeply committed to snacks and fairness. I’ve got strong opinions about winter, excellent layering skills, and a sass level that shows up right on time. I’ll hold the door, call you out lovingly, and absolutely steal the last fry if you hesitate.

Hobbies & Interests:
• Judging the weather like it’s a sport
• Wearing scarves with authority
• Turning “sorry” into a power move
• Cozying up with hot drinks and sharper comebacks
• Defending my snacks with surprising intensity

Ideal Date:
A brisk forest walk followed by something warm to drink. There will be banter. There will be snacks. There may be snow. If it’s cold, I brought extra mittens. If it’s awkward, I’ll fix it.

Looking For:
Someone kind, quick-witted, and able to handle a little sass with their sweetness. You don’t take yourself too seriously, but you do take cozy seriously.

Fun Fact:
I can apologize while being right. 🍁