Name: Probably “Baa-rtholomew,” but I answer to “Who left you there?” 🖤🐑
Age: Ageless. Time works differently in the sock drawer.
Location: The dark side of the laundry pile
About Me:
Black sock sheep with excellent boundaries and dramatic eyelashes. I stand out in every flock and I like it that way. Soft to the touch, strong opinions about personal space, secretly very affectionate once trust is earned. I am not “just a phase.”
Hobbies & Interests:
• Quietly judging from the corner
• Absorbing compliments like sunshine
• Leaning slightly to one side for personality
• Refusing to blend in, ever
Love Language:
Quality time. Sit near me. Not touching. Near.
Ideal Date:
Low lighting, cozy vibes, maybe a sweet treat. We exchange glances. It means something.
What I’m Looking For:
Someone who appreciates the odd one out and understands that black goes with everything. You don’t need to fix me. I’m already iconic.
Dealbreaker:
Being told I’d look better in white.
Fun Fact:
Once you choose the black sock sheep, you’ll never go back.
